Content Harry Potter

Epic-length, but Not Necessarily Epic-quality

Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall
Status: In progress on 28th Jan 11
Rating: Teens +
Genre: Banter-rich Romantic Comedies
Word count: 527,879
Reviews: 30
Chapters: 13
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a ridiculously long H/Hr fanfic.

Ships: H/Hr, R/L

Epic Wannabes

A Boon for Bill
Status: In progress on 4th Apr 12
Rating: Adult Only
Genre: Banter-rich Romantic Comedies
Word count: 108,969
Reviews: 83
Chapters: 8
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Harry agrees to do Bill and Fleur a big favor when he arrives at the Burrow after Fifth Year.  They, in turn, join forces with Hermione to make certain that his "Molly Summer" is far more enjoyable and productive than it might have otherwise been.  An HBP alternative that diverges from canon at the start of "An Excess of Phlegm."

Ships: Harry/Hermione  Bill/Fleur

Alternative Medicine
Status: Completed on 22nd Apr 11
Rating: Adult Only
Genre: Banter-rich Romantic Comedies
Word count: 98,742
Reviews: 22
Chapters: 14
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Harry is struck down by a nasty curse just after he becomes The Boy-Who-Won.  It's a curse that requires some non-traditional treatment, tenderly administered by a trio of young witches willing to share in more than just his physical therapy.  A fluffy smutty travelogue story set in South India. 

Era:  Post-Voldemort

Ship:  Harry/Hermione/Patil Twins

Completed Stories, less than 100k length

The Sweat of a Gladiator
Status: Completed on 22nd Apr 11
Rating: Adult Only
Genre: Silly Romantic Comedies
Word count: 98,021
Reviews: 10
Chapters: 10
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Harry and Hermione are forced to have sex in order to save Ron's life.  Somehow they muddle through the ordeal, and create "The Co-Ed Naked Dueling Club (TM)" along the way.  A very raunchy and very long bit of cracky fluff that earns its "Adult-Only" rating.

Ships:  H/Hr 

Testing Defenses
Status: Completed on 8th Feb 11
Rating: Adult Only
Genre: Banter-rich Romantic Comedies
Word count: 56,191
Reviews: 22
Chapters: 8
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Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the defenses on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit.  Then Luna tries to visit Harry, then Katie, then Fleur, then Lisa...Post-OotP.

Ship:  H/Hr (sort of...shades of H/Hr/many, with lots of Carpe Diem guilt-free fun)

The One Shots

Portrait of a Wizard as a Young Man
Status: Completed on 25th Feb 11
Rating: Everyone
Genre: Silly Romantic Comedies
Word count: 20,182
Reviews: 9
Chapters: 1
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Harry and Hermione are forced to face some naked truths when they are asked to pose for a magical portrait.

Ship:  H/Hr

Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend
Status: Completed on 24th Feb 11
Rating: Teens +
Genre: Banter-rich Romantic Comedies
Word count: 9,569
Reviews: 11
Chapters: 1
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After a rough Remedial Potions lesson, Hermione decides that what she really needs most is a place where Harry and she can relax and act like a couple of normal teenagers.  The Room of Requirement exceeds their expectations.

Movie Night at the Granger's
Status: Completed on 24th Feb 11
Rating: Young Teens
Genre: Silly Romantic Comedies
Word count: 3,108
Reviews: 3
Chapters: 1
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Harry learns a lot about Hermione when he's asked to make a selection from her collection of videotapes and DVDs.

Ship:  H/Hr

Turning Words Into Action
Status: Completed on 24th Feb 11
Rating: Teens +
Genre: Banter-rich Romantic Comedies
Word count: 3,868
Reviews: 2
Chapters: 1
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Harry and Hermione get more than they initially bargained for when they employ flirtation as grief therapy in the Summer after Sixth Year.

Overlapping Dots
Status: Completed on 24th Feb 11
Rating: Teens +
Genre: Banter-rich Romantic Comedies
Word count: 6,279
Reviews: 4
Chapters: 1
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Harry needs to do some soaking to figure out the Second Task's clue, but the Map always shows it busy, with couples forming overlapping dots. Dobby helps out, and Harry and Hermione end up doing some overlapping of their own.

Ship: H/Hr

Some Industrial Light and Magic
Status: Completed on 24th Feb 11
Rating: Teens +
Genre: Banter-rich Romantic Comedies
Word count: 8,811
Reviews: 1
Chapters: 1
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Hermione is allowed to dress the Golden Trio in coordinated Star Wars-themed outfits for a Post-Voldemort Halloween costume ball.  So of course she's Leia...but which one of her boys gets the blaster instead of a light saber, and is he smart enough to figure out why?

Ships:  Han/Leia, Luke/Buffet 

Vanished Barriers
Status: Completed on 24th Feb 11
Rating: Teens +
Genre: Banter-rich Romantic Comedies
Word count: 8,766
Reviews: 2
Chapters: 1
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Harry's true feelings for Hermione are revealed when he tries to replace the pair of knickers that he accidentally-on purpose vanished. Hermione then returns the favor. Fluffy one shot with a disturbing reference to Petunia Dursley's laundry.

Ship: H/Hr

Potter the Poet
Status: Completed on 24th Feb 11
Rating: Mature
Genre: Silly Romantic Comedies
Word count: 1,906
Reviews: 5
Chapters: 1
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The samurai wrote poems as part of their training.  Harry, Ron and Hermione train with a samurai.  While Ron works on his bawdy limericks, Harry takes a risk by penning something a bit more angsty,