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A Boon for Bill

2012-04-04T10:17:57+00:00

Harry agrees to do Bill and Fleur a big favor when he arrives at the Burrow after Fifth Year. They, in turn, join forces with Hermione to make certain that his "Molly Summer" is far more enjoyable and productive than it might have otherwise been. An HBP alternative that diverges from canon at the start of "An Excess of Phlegm."

Ships: Harry/Hermione Bill/Fleur

The Sweat of a Gladiator

2011-04-22T18:57:46+00:00

Harry and Hermione are forced to have sex in order to save Ron's life. Somehow they muddle through the ordeal, and create "The Co-Ed Naked Dueling Club (TM)" along the way. A very raunchy and very long bit of cracky fluff that earns its "Adult-Only" rating.

Ships: H/Hr

Alternative Medicine

2011-04-22T15:48:09+00:00

Harry is struck down by a nasty curse just after he becomes The Boy-Who-Won. It's a curse that requires some non-traditional treatment, tenderly administered by a trio of young witches willing to share in more than just his physical therapy. A fluffy smutty travelogue story set in South India.

Era: Post-Voldemort

Ship: Harry/Hermione/Patil Twins

Portrait of a Wizard as a Young Man

2011-02-25T18:33:38+00:00

Harry and Hermione are forced to face some naked truths when they are asked to pose for a magical portrait.

Ship: H/Hr

Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend

2011-02-24T22:09:53+00:00

After a rough Remedial Potions lesson, Hermione decides that what she really needs most is a place where Harry and she can relax and act like a couple of normal teenagers. The Room of Requirement exceeds their expectations.

Movie Night at the Granger's

2011-02-24T13:06:40+00:00

Harry learns a lot about Hermione when he's asked to make a selection from her collection of videotapes and DVDs.

Ship: H/Hr

Turning Words Into Action

2011-02-24T12:58:30+00:00

Harry and Hermione get more than they initially bargained for when they employ flirtation as grief therapy in the Summer after Sixth Year.

Overlapping Dots

2011-02-24T12:44:28+00:00

Harry needs to do some soaking to figure out the Second Task's clue, but the Map always shows it busy, with couples forming overlapping dots. Dobby helps out, and Harry and Hermione end up doing some overlapping of their own.

Ship: H/Hr

Some Industrial Light and Magic

2011-02-24T10:15:30+00:00

Hermione is allowed to dress the Golden Trio in coordinated Star Wars-themed outfits for a Post-Voldemort Halloween costume ball. So of course she's Leia...but which one of her boys gets the blaster instead of a light saber, and is he smart enough to figure out why?

Ships: Han/Leia, Luke/Buffet

Vanished Barriers

2011-02-24T09:37:34+00:00

Harry's true feelings for Hermione are revealed when he tries to replace the pair of knickers that he accidentally-on purpose vanished. Hermione then returns the favor. Fluffy one shot with a disturbing reference to Petunia Dursley's laundry.

Ship: H/Hr

Potter the Poet

2011-02-24T04:37:21+00:00

The samurai wrote poems as part of their training. Harry, Ron and Hermione train with a samurai. While Ron works on his bawdy limericks, Harry takes a risk by penning something a bit more angsty,

Testing Defenses

2011-02-08T11:51:12+00:00

Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the defenses on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. Then Luna tries to visit Harry, then Katie, then Fleur, then Lisa...Post-OotP.

Ship: H/Hr (sort of...shades of H/Hr/many, with lots of Carpe Diem guilt-free fun)

Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall

2011-01-28T21:46:07+00:00

a ridiculously long H/Hr fanfic.

Ships: H/Hr, R/L

Where the Wild Things Bank

1969-12-31T18:00:00+00:00

James and Lily provide the goblins with a powerful incentive to make sure that their raven-haired "King of the Wild Things" survives to adulthood.